Mutt’s Day

July 31, 2009

If you own a mutt,
Then remember you’re special,
And so is your dog.


It’s Mutt’s Day.

Father-in-Law Day, etc.

July 30, 2009

For fathers-in-law;
But only if you have one;
Not everyone does.


It’s National Cheesecake Day and Father-in-Law Day.

National Lasagna Day

July 29, 2009

Tasty lasagna:
Pasta, beef, tomato, cheese;
Just plain delicious.


It’s National Lasagna Day.

National Milk Chocolate Day

July 28, 2009

Eat milk chocolate,
Or some milk chocolate chips;
They are both so good.


It’s National Milk Chocolate Day.

Take Your Pants for a Walk Day

July 27, 2009

Just walking my pants;
It’s not that big of a deal;
Or, maybe, it is.


It’s Take Your Pants for a Walk Day.

Parent’s Day, etc.

July 26, 2009

It’s a special day,
Not for mothers OR fathers,
But for both of them.


It’s All or Nothing Day, Aunt and Uncle Day, and Parent’s Day (the fourth Sunday in July).

Culinarians Day, etc.

July 25, 2009

For the cook in you,
Make up some delicious food,
And nutritious, too.


It’s Culinarians Day, Threading the Needle Day, and National Blueberry Month.