Transfer Day, etc.

March 31, 2011

An island transfer
From Denmark to the US;
The Virgin Islands.

in the Caribbean

It’s Bunsen Burner DayNational Clam on the Half Shell DayFreedom Day (Malta), and Transfer Day.


National Doctor’s Day, etc.

March 30, 2011

Send cards to doctors
Saying thanks for their treatments
And diagnoses.

plural diagnosis

It’s National Doctors’ Day (US), I am in Control DayTake a Walk in the Park Day, Red Cross Month, Land Day, Spiritual Baptist/Shouter Liberation Day, and the feast day of Tola of Clonard.


Mom and Pop Business Owners Day, etc.

March 29, 2011

To small businesses
That sell specialty items
In a niche market.

like hand-made goods

It’s National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day and Smoke and Mirrors Day.


Seward’s Day, etc.

March 28, 2011

Alaska’s purchase
Is celebrated today;
So long to Russia.

William H. Seward

It’s Something on a Stick Day, the second day of International Dadaism MonthSerfs Emancipation Day, and Seward’s Day.


“Joe” Day

March 27, 2011

Grab a cup of joe,
Not a fancy espresso,
Or mochaccino.

café, cappuccino, chococcino, decaf, frappaccino, half-caf, latte, macchiato, no foam

It’s National “Joe” Day.


Prince Kūhiō Day, etc.

March 26, 2011

To Prince Kūhiō,
Only elected royal;
And from Hawaii.

first native Hawaiian

It’s Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Prince Kūhiō Day.


Tolkien Reading Day, etc.

March 25, 2011

Pick up some Tolkien,
And read about some hobbits
And their adventures.

adventure is a bad word to hobbits

It’s Pecan DayWaffle Day, National Nutrition Month, the Feast of the Annunciation (AnnunciationLady Day), Freedom Day (Belarus)Greek War of IndependenceGermanos of PatrasMaryland Day, and Tolkien Reading Day.