Stay At Home Because You Are Well Day

November 30, 2008

Stay at home today;
Do it because you are well;
But do be careful.

 

It’s Stay At Home Because You Are Well Day.  But, on a Sunday, it won’t do many people any good.

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Electronic Greetings Day, etc

November 29, 2008

Send your friends e-cards;
Whether they’re in Klingon, or
Another language.

 

It’s Electronic Greetings Day and Square Dance Day.


Buy Nothing on Black Friday, etc.

November 28, 2008

A contradiction:
‘Buy nothing on Black Friday’;
Can’t abide by both.

 

It’s Black Friday, Buy Nothing Day, Make Your Own Head Day, Red Planet Day, You’re Welcome Day.  Black Friday, Buy Noting Day, and You’re Welcome Day are all on the day after Thanksgiving.


Thanksgiving, etc.

November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!
Enjoy time with family,
And, of course, the food.

 

It’s Pins and Needles Day and Thanksgiving Day.


Shopping Reminder Day

November 26, 2008

Remember to shop
For anything you might need
For the holidays.

 

It’s Shopping Reminder Day.


National Parfait Day

November 25, 2008

What is a parfait?
Layers of ice cream, whipped cream,
With syrups and fruits.

 

It’s National Parfait Day .  Parfaits are usually served in fancy glasses.


Happy Holidays and Season’s Greetings!

November 24, 2008

I probably should have posted this sooner, but I just don’t know when the ‘holiday season’ starts anymore.  I don’t know if it includes Thanksgiving, as well as Christmas, Kwanzaa, and New Year’s Day.  Heck, I don’t know if it’s supposed to include Halloween now.  I used to think it was the time leading up to Christmas, but now the Christmas stuff goes up so early that I don’t know anymore.

Anyways:

Season’s Greetings

and

Happy Holidays!