Backward Day, etc.

January 31, 2009

Time to be backwards;
Perhaps I should say ‘drawkcab’,
That’s backwards, backwards.


It’s Backward DayInspire Your Heart with Art Day, National Blood Donor Month, National Braille Literacy Month, National Hobby Month, Hot Tea Month, National Oatmeal Month, and National Soup Month.  I kind of forgot about the month information, but it seems appropriate to mention them today anyway, because it’s Backward Day.

National Inane Answering Message Day

January 30, 2009

[beep] Leave a message;
But, make sure that it’s inane,
And, maybe, insane.


It’s National Inane Answering Message Day.

National Puzzle Day, etc.

January 29, 2009

Puzzled by puzzles?
With many different kinds,
What type do you mean?


It’s National Puzzle Day and National Cornchip Day.

National Kazoo Day, etc.

January 28, 2009

To play a kazoo,
Here is what you have to do,
Hum, but do not blow.


It’s Fun at Work Day and National Kazoo Day.

Punch the Clock Day, etc.

January 27, 2009

I just punched a clock.
OW! Now my hand really hurts;
I don’t suggest it.


It’s Chocolate Cake Day and Punch the Clock Day.

Spouse’s Day, etc

January 26, 2009

If you are married,
Do something nice for your spouse;
It’s the thing to do.


It’s Spouse’s Day, Australia Day, and Chinese New Years.

Opposite Day

January 25, 2009

I just hate this day,
Or, should I say, I love it;
I just don’t know which.


It’s Opposite Day.  This day can be very confusing; or, should I say, straight forward.  🙂