Mud Pack Day, etc.

September 30, 2010

Visit a day spa,
Have them put on a mud mask,
Exfoliate your face.

(or your skin)

It’s National Mud Pack Day, National Piano Month, and Better Breakfast Month.

Confucius Day

September 29, 2010

Confucius said much,
But we hear little of it,
And that’s such a shame.

It’s Confucius Day (have some fun, get a fortune cookie).

Ask a Stupid Question Day, etc.

September 28, 2010

A moronic day?
One to ask stupid questions,
But not one smart one.

It’s Ask a Stupid Question Day and National Good Neighbor Day (always September 28, previously the 4th Sunday in September).

Crush a Can Day

September 27, 2010

Time to crush a can
Either with a machine or
Agaisnt your forehead.

It’s Crush a Can Day.

Rabbit Day, etc.

September 26, 2010

With big, pointy teeth,
The Monty Python rabbit
Is really scary.

I’d love the slippers.

It’s International Rabbit Day (the fourth Saturday in September), Johnny Appleseed Day, and Chicken Month.

National Comic Book Day, etc.

September 25, 2010

Read a comic book
Or find a graphic novel
At a comic store.

It’s National Comic Book Day and National Blueberry Popsicle Month.

Cherries Jubilee Day, etc.

September 24, 2010

Have joyous cherries,
Ones that have been set on fire,
And served with ice cream.

It’s National Cherries Jubilee DayNative American Day (the fourth Friday of September), and Honey Month.