A lowly soldier
Was wounded in battle, and
Sent his love a rose.
A bloody rosebud.
It’s Dyngus Day (always the Monday after Easter), East meets West Day, World Penguin Day, Anzac Day, Robigalia, the Major Rogation, Parental Alienation Awareness Day, St. Mark’s Day, Confederate Memorial Day (Alabama (the fourth Monday in April), Mississippi (last Monday in April)), and Easter Monday.