St. Mark’s Day, etc.

A lowly soldier
Was wounded in battle, and
Sent his love a rose.

A bloody rosebud.

It’s Dyngus Day (always the Monday after Easter), East meets West Day, World Penguin Day, Anzac Day, Robigalia, the Major Rogation, Parental Alienation Awareness Day, St. Mark’s Day, Confederate Memorial Day (Alabama (the fourth Monday in April), Mississippi (last Monday in April)), and Easter Monday.

East meets West Day, etc.

Let east meet with west,
Whether it be in a game
Or some other way.

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It’s East meets West Day and World Penguin Day.

World Penguin Day, etc.

Two penguins talking;
“Looks like you’re wearing a tux.”
“Who says that I’m not?”*

 

It’s East meets West Day and World Penguin Day.

*This joke is brought to you by a Prairie Home listener.