Put the lighter down
And don’t smoke that cigarette,
At least, for today.
♫♪Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette♫♪
It’s Everything You Do is Right Day, Freedom of Information Day, No Smoking Day (U.K.), and Bacchanalia (March 16 and 17) (sing Thriambus). Mentions of a Patrick of Avernia feast day on March 16 are probably due to a copyist’s misprint.