“Just two weeks before the election he takes a vacation. Instead of working to fix the economy, he goes to Hawaii. He’s like that one company who took money from the government and then took a spa day. B.O.* – Not ready to lead.”
(I’m ____ ______ and I approve this faux message.)
(This ad brought to you by the Faux Political Party.)
* *whispers* besides, we hear he stinks**
**Sorry for the ‘body odor’ joke; but, I couldn’t help it, it’s been in my head for awhile and this seems like as good a place to share it as any.
And, yeah, it’s probably a bit short for a political ad; but the general idea is there.