Go cook something bold;
Make up something delicious,
All hot and spicy.

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It’s Cook Something Bold Day and Dunce Day.

Do you love to read?
Are you a lover of books?
A bibliophile?

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It’s Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day, Book Lovers Day (the first Saturday of the month), and Chemistry Week (week 1).

Play the saxophone;
Be just like Lisa Simpson,
Just not so yellow.

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It’s Marooned without a Compass Day, Saxophone Day, and International Drum Month.

What did Guy Fawkes do?
 He tried to blow up the king,
And Parliament, too.

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It’s Gunpowder Day and Guy Fawkes Day.

Tutankhamen’s Tomb,
Found in 1922,
On this very day.

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It’s King Tut Day and Child Safety Protection Month.

A day for housewives?
Shouldn’t every day be that?
‘Cuz they do so much?

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It’s Housewife’s Day, Sandwich Day, and Election Day.

Looking for circles,
Is fairly easy to do,
Like plates or CDs.

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It’s All Soul’s Day, Look for Circles Day, and Deviled Egg Day.

The Day of the Dead
Is a great celebration
For those who have died.

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It’s All Saint’s Day, the end of Daylight Savings Time (gain 1 hour), Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead), and NaNoWriMo.

Carve up a pumpkin,
And give it a funny face,
Or a scary one.

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It’s Carve a Pumpkin Day, Halloween, and Increase Your Psychic Powers Day.

Of making mischief:
Make sure no one gets hurt,
Don’t take it too far.

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It’s Frankenstein Friday (the last Friday in October), National Candy Corn Day, and Mischief Night.