National Mud Pack Day, etc.

Go get a mud pack;
Take care of yourself today,
And have a spa day.

 

It’s National Mud Pack Day and Honey Month.

Confucius Day, etc.

What’s that, Confucius?
‘I don’t say all of those things,
People say I do.’

 

It’s Confucius Day and National Piano Month.

National Good Neighbor Day, etc.

Be a good neighbor;
Don’t be loud and obnoxious;
Clean up your messes.

 

It’s Ask a Stupid Question Day and National Good Neighbor Day.

International Rabbit Day, etc.

Lucky rabbit’s foot,
Not lucky for the rabbit;
Pick another charm.

 

It’s Crush a Can Day, International Rabbit Day (the fourth Saturday in September), and Yom Kippur.

Johnny Appleseed Day, etc.

Johnny Appleseed,
Went across America,
Planting apple trees.

 

It’s Johnny Appleseed Day and Better Breakfast Month.

Native American Day, etc.

A red letter day,
For Native Americans;
Learn something from them.

 

It’s National Comic Book Day and Native American Day (the fourth Friday of September).

National Cherries Jubilee Day, etc.

Cherries jubilee,
Rejoice with lots of cherries,
Great celebration!

 

It’s National Cherries Jubilee Day and Chicken Month.

Checkers Day, etc.

Play a checkers game,
With some friends and family;
Jump, jump, and king me.

 

It’s Checkers Day and Dog in Politics Day.

Autumnal Equinox, etc.

Half day and half night;
The autumnal equinox;
Half dark and half light.

 

It’s the Autumnal Equinox [it only gets darker from here], Business Women’s Day and Elephant Appreciation Day.

Miniature Golf Day, etc.

Miniature golf;
What a major time waster!
Hitting little balls.

 

It’s International Peace Day, Miniature Golf Day, and World Gratitude Day.