Mutt’s Day

If you own a mutt,
Then remember you’re special,
And so is your dog.

 

It’s Mutt’s Day.

Father-in-Law Day, etc.

For fathers-in-law;
But only if you have one;
Not everyone does.

 

It’s National Cheesecake Day and Father-in-Law Day.

National Lasagna Day

Tasty lasagna:
Pasta, beef, tomato, cheese;
Just plain delicious.

 

It’s National Lasagna Day.

National Milk Chocolate Day

Eat milk chocolate,
Or some milk chocolate chips;
They are both so good.

 

It’s National Milk Chocolate Day.

Take Your Pants for a Walk Day

Just walking my pants;
It’s not that big of a deal;
Or, maybe, it is.

 

It’s Take Your Pants for a Walk Day.

Parent’s Day, etc.

It’s a special day,
Not for mothers OR fathers,
But for both of them.

 

It’s All or Nothing Day, Aunt and Uncle Day, and Parent’s Day (the fourth Sunday in July).

Culinarians Day, etc.

For the cook in you,
Make up some delicious food,
And nutritious, too.

 

It’s Culinarians Day, Threading the Needle Day, and National Blueberry Month.

Cousins Day, etc.

Meet with your cousins,
And do something fun with them,
Like playing some games.

 

It’s Cousins Day and Amelia Earhart Day.

National Hot Dog Day, etc.

Have a few hot dogs;
Have them however you like;
Whatever toppings.

 

It’s National Hot Dog Day, Vanilla Ice Cream Day, and National Hot Dog Month.

Pi Approximation Day, etc.

The value of pi:
22 over 7,
Approximately.

 

It’s Hammock Day, Ratcatcher’s Day, and Pi Approximation Day.