Backward Day, etc.

Time to be backwards;
Perhaps I should say ‘drawkcab’,
That’s backwards, backwards.

 

It’s Backward Day,  Inspire Your Heart with Art Day, National Blood Donor Month, National Braille Literacy Month, National Hobby Month, Hot Tea Month, National Oatmeal Month, and National Soup Month.  I kind of forgot about the month information, but it seems appropriate to mention them today anyway, because it’s Backward Day.

National Inane Answering Message Day

[beep] Leave a message;
But, make sure that it’s inane,
And, maybe, insane.

 

It’s National Inane Answering Message Day.

National Puzzle Day, etc.

Puzzled by puzzles?
With many different kinds,
What type do you mean?

 

It’s National Puzzle Day and National Cornchip Day.

National Kazoo Day, etc.

To play a kazoo,
Here is what you have to do,
Hum, but do not blow.

 

It’s Fun at Work Day and National Kazoo Day.

Punch the Clock Day, etc.

I just punched a clock.
OW! Now my hand really hurts;
I don’t suggest it.

 

It’s Chocolate Cake Day and Punch the Clock Day.

Spouse’s Day, etc

If you are married,
Do something nice for your spouse;
It’s the thing to do.

 

It’s Spouse’s Day, Australia Day, and Chinese New Years.

Opposite Day

I just hate this day,
Or, should I say, I love it;
I just don’t know which.

 

It’s Opposite Day.  This day can be very confusing; or, should I say, straight forward. 

Compliment Day, etc.

Compliment someone;
Tell someone that they look nice,
Or that they’re funny.

 

It’s Beer Can Appreciation Day and Compliment Day (not to be confused with complement).

National Handwriting Day, etc.

Write someone something;
Be it a letter or note,
Maybe something else.

 

It’s National Pie Day, National Handwriting Day, and Measure Your Feet Day.

National Blonde Brownie Day

What’s a blonde brownie?
Light brown sugar is used for
Dark brown chocolate.

 

It’s National Blonde Brownie Day.