Stay At Home Because You Are Well Day

Stay at home today;
Do it because you are well;
But do be careful.

 

It’s Stay At Home Because You Are Well Day.  But, on a Sunday, it won’t do many people any good.

Electronic Greetings Day, etc

Send your friends e-cards;
Whether they’re in Klingon, or
Another language.

 

It’s Electronic Greetings Day and Square Dance Day.

Buy Nothing on Black Friday, etc.

A contradiction:
‘Buy nothing on Black Friday’;
Can’t abide by both.

 

It’s Black Friday, Buy Nothing Day, Make Your Own Head Day, Red Planet Day, You’re Welcome Day.  Black Friday, Buy Noting Day, and You’re Welcome Day are all on the day after Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving, etc.

Happy Thanksgiving!
Enjoy time with family,
And, of course, the food.

 

It’s Pins and Needles Day and Thanksgiving Day.

Shopping Reminder Day

Remember to shop
For anything you might need
For the holidays.

 

It’s Shopping Reminder Day.

National Parfait Day

What is a parfait?
Layers of ice cream, whipped cream,
With syrups and fruits.

 

It’s National Parfait Day .  Parfaits are usually served in fancy glasses.

Happy Holidays and Season’s Greetings!

I probably should have posted this sooner, but I just don’t know when the ‘holiday season’ starts anymore.  I don’t know if it includes Thanksgiving, as well as Christmas, Kwanzaa, and New Year’s Day.  Heck, I don’t know if it’s supposed to include Halloween now.  I used to think it was the time leading up to Christmas, but now the Christmas stuff goes up so early that I don’t know anymore.

Anyways:

Season’s Greetings

and

Happy Holidays!

 

Real Jewelry Month and International Drum Month

What’s ‘real jewelry’?
Is it made of gold, silver,
And some jewels, too?

 

It’s Real Jewelry Month and International Drum Month.

National Cashew Day, etc.

I don’t like cashews,
They aren’t my favorite nuts,
But, I guess they’ll do.

 

It’s Eat a Cranberry Day and National Cashew Day.

Go For a Ride Day, etc.

Let’s go for a ride;
Be it by train, airplane, or
An automobile.

 

It’s Go For a Ride Day, National Adoption Day, National Adoption Awareness Month, and National Model Railroad Month.  National Adoption Day is the Saturday before Thanksgiving.